Tumblr I will pay you $1,000 to let me update the avatar for I am Groot and Rocket honestly what the hell1. I even did it from iPhone and didn’t get an error, it just showed that it worked. But it didn’t. So now you’re lying to me.
Please stop lying to me I’ll pay you $1,000 to stop lying to me no I don’t see the error in this line of logic I just want to update the avatar.
1. No I’m not actually willing to pay $1,000 to do this are you nuts
Reddit and 4Chan.
Say hello to men who hate the NSA but love invading the privacy of women
Over the weekend someone released hundreds of revealing photos of celebrities that appear to have been stolen from private storage. In response to this, a bunch of anonymous guys on the internet copied them and posted them all over the town square, because the internet is written in ink and if you are ever a victim once in your life the internet will remind you of it forever. These men are the detritus of human society for whom the internet provides a warm blanket, so let’s remove the warm blanket for a minute.
I’m getting back into writing my own stuff with some small pieces. I’ve missed this, but I feel rusty.
*Scrolls a bit in the new Tumblr for iOS*
*Taps home to see what’s new*
*Taps this fancy new button to go back to where I was*
*ambulance shows up*
*Bones jumps out*
“he’s dead Jim”