Jessi:
I am coming in here to tell you that I am fed up with being stressed out.
me:
Ok... ?
Jessi:
'S all I got.
tech, humor, and nuance by David Chartier—tech distiller, freelance writer, Macworld contributor, wrangler of Finer Things in Tech
Jessi:
I am coming in here to tell you that I am fed up with being stressed out.
me:
Ok... ?
Jessi:
'S all I got.
“Why does Apple’s logo look like the Fruit Ninja attacked it?”
Jessi
Jessi put on Black Death tonight and I got sucked in. Painfully good film, in every sense of that phrase you can imagine.
Also: German film, in every sense of that phrase you can imagine.
Heavy subtext, and it’s not what you might initially think.
Jessi figured out what to do with the Doxie trash basketball hoop that came with her scanner, plus she found a new way to train the dogs.
Bonus points: Maddy put her ball away in the bin by the back door when we were done. Smart dog.
“Wouldn’t it be great if every Halloween I just cycled through costumes that are cliches of boobs?”
Jessi
There is no way this conversion could possibly go wrong.
“Dogs must think we look like the most complicated animals on the planet. We can’t go outside without putting a new coat on. We can’t even go day-to-day without putting on a new skin.”
Jessi
me:
Wow, Perseus had to kill his brother and grandpa in the same day.
Jessi:
See? Your family's not so bad.
High-res
I love my wife’s expanding taste in jewelry and Etsy.
“You know, I won’t lie. If I was a trust fund baby, I’d prooooobably be a super-villain.”
Jessi, while firing up a classic Venture Bros. episode.
“Humanity has really gotten stupid lately.”
Morning Pre-Coffee Nuggets of Wisdom with Jessi